Friday, June 09, 2006

Woo.

I get to fire my first writer.

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In the office. Check phone messages...

Hello, this is Judy with [insert obscure PR company]. I called to talk to [insert name of snot-nosed writer] in charge of music editorial.

Wait a second. I'm in charge of "music editorial" (whatever that means). She didn't say my name. Did she?

*rechecks message*

Nope.

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Dear [snot-nosed writer],

You're

!

2 comments:

  1. Is his name Michael?

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  2. Nope. That kid's still there. He actually hasn't been that bad lately. ... Then again, I haven't been assigning him too much stuff...

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