|You Are Animal|
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
|You Are Barney|
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
|You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!|
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.
|You Are a Martini|
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!