Monday, June 12, 2006

yeah, so

Eveyone's talking about Alberto.

No one's talking about Alberta.


Population: As of April 1, 2005, Alberta's population is estimated to be 3,236,906. This represents a yearly increase of approximately 46,500 persons (or 1.46% growth) since April 1, 2004.
Source: Alberta Finance

Capital City: Edmonton.

Currency: Canadian dollar.

Weather: Today (in High Level, Alberta, Canada): Sunny with cloudy periods. High 22. UV index 6 or high.

Telephone Area Codes: 780 in the northern part of the province, 403 in the south.

Proclaimed a Province: September 1, 1905

Time Zone: Mountain Time (two hours behind Toronto or New York; one hour ahead of Vancouver, Seattle or Los Angeles; seven hours behind Greenwich Mean Time (GMT); and six hours behind GMT during Daylight Savings Time).


Population: 0.
Source: Nasa.

Capital City: Alberto's Eye.

Currency: Palm trees and baby seals.

Weather: 100% possibility of a hurricane.

Telephone Area Codes: 911 in the outer part of the province, 666 in the eye.

Proclaimed a Province: June 12, 2006.

Time Zone: EDT.


  1. There's also a decent song on the Eric Clapton Unplugged CD called "Alberta". Kind of a catchy deal, not very Clapton-esque (and a cover, of course).

  2. Anonymous10:10 PM

    Justin is a nerd.

  3. How long did it take you to make this post all nice and pretty, what with the pictures and bolded words and such?

  4. Probably about 12 minutes.

    I think it was worth it.