Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Suckdog Millionaire.

Top Ten Reasons Not To See Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire

10) It's predictable.
9) It's cheesy.
8) It's boring.
7) Bad acting.
6) Bad directing.
5) Bad story.
4) Bad cuts/shots/et al.
3) It's actually worse than watching a real episode of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
2) The lesson is to pursue your ideal woman, no matter how much of a bitch she is.
1) 20 Million Rupees, which would technically make you a rupee millionaire, translates to just over $400,000. It should have been called "Suckdog Thousandaire."


  1. so, are you saying I shouldn't see it? It wasn't very clear.

  2. Anonymous4:32 PM

    I found 10 very funny.