Monday, March 09, 2009

A Day In The Life.

6:45-7:00 a.m. Roll out of bed. Feet attacked by anxious cat.

7:01-7:10-ish a.m. Shower. Think that it would be fun and funny to post a "Day In The Life" of me on my blog.

7:11-7:25 a.m. Breakfast. Cereal, juice, or nothing. Peanut Butter Crunch, Strawberry Fields, or miscellaneous. Bought pancake mix so I could use it one time only.

7:26-7:35 a.m. Dress. Select one from a drawer-full/closet-full/hamper-full of wrinkly shirts. Collect one pair of pants from ground or drawer. Cross fingers for clean socks.

7:36 a.m. Where the fuck are my shoes?


4:25 p.m. Realize that a blog post you've been ruminating about all day is going nowhere fast. This shit just ain't funny. Abandon ship in an artful, last-ditch attempt at humor. FML.

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