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From: Mr. Paul [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Saturday, March 26, 2011 8:26 AM
Subject: "Check your Mail Fast"
Check your mail Fast It's Urgent.
Monday, March 21, 2011
This makes me think I should take some video of me surfing the web at work and release it in 13 years.
Everyone will all be like
"Wow, it's cool how you sped up the video with the music,"
and I'll all be like
"NOT SPED UP, ACTUAL TIME."
And they'll be all like
"Wow, that's a lotta tabs. Why did you sometimes hold down Ctrl+Tab and then switch to Ctrl+Shift+Tab,"
and I'll all be like,
"BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE THE INTERNET FLY BY REAL FAST FORWARDS. AND THEN BACKWARDS. ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM."